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Cortini

A girl who is bright, bubbly, and always smiling. Everyone who meets her is reeled into her optimistic personality and her big beautiful eyes of love. Easy to love, impossible to forget. A true angel from above. Although Cortinis have their state of bitch, it's usually for a good reason. A very strong girl mentally, and strong emotionally. That "one girl who got away." The best friend to have; the best shoulder to cry on.

My true love; my everything.
(1.) Wow, I wish my girlfriend was a Cortini. Their perfect.
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synonyms: perfection love happiness loyal strong.
Cortini is a GREAT GAL
Cortini by PEWDIEPIE April 10, 2013
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2. Another word for perfection.

3. God's most precious and wonderful angel.
If there's one thing for certain in this world of confusion, it's that Cortini is everything to me.
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angel perfect cortini amazing incredible
Cortini is a GREAT GAL
Cortini by PEWDIEPIE April 10, 2013
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cortina contigo 

phrase popularize by the popular radio show "the luis jimenez show" meaning; boring,bullshit, liar or just when you are tired of hearing somebody
hey that gold chain is fake cortina contigo
cortina contigo by pavlo July 4, 2008
The definition of rebellion. Does what she wants and dosen't give two shits what you may think or how you may feel about it. Willing to do things that most are scared to try...

At the same time can be the most loving individual on the face of the planet. Will make you laugh, full of interesting conversation...you will get lost staring into her eyes (which are usually big, bright, and brown) if you stick around long enough. Once she loves you...it's hard for her to let you go.

Cute as pie...but can be a bitch if you cross her...or try to hold any kind of authority over her.

Has a sex drive that can put a man's to shame...her husband or boyfriend may have to turn her away a time or two because she's burned all their energy.

Can cook her ass off....but hates cleaning!
That bitch Cortni gets on my fuckin nerves...can't stop thinkin about her tho...damn!!
Cortni by MissCiCi November 26, 2010

Cottini test 

A skill test used solely as an excuse to fire an employee.
Natalia took the Cottini Test and was fired out after that.
Cottini test by Vipero September 25, 2020

Cortenious Flame Torch 

A Toxic Community, Place, or Being, that disrupts other fandoms, or cities for its own good, but supports anyone that supports it, and only it. tho the creation of it turns out great.

I.E. North Korea, Kagic communities, a abusive wife.
I live with a cortenious flame torch, and in a cortenious flame torch

cortigiana

(From Old Italian) A woman prostitute, especially one whose clients are members of a royal court or men of high social standing.

Essentially, there were two types of courtesans. In one category were the courtesans known (in Italy) as the cortigiana onesta, or the honest courtesan, who were cast as intellectuals. In the other were the cortigiana di lume, which designated a lower-class of courtesan. Although the latter were still considered better than the average prostitute, the former were the ones most often romanticized and treated more or less equal to women of royalty. It is with this type of courtesan that the art of courtisanerie is best associated.

The cortigiana onesta were usually well-educated and worldly (sometimes even more so than the average upper-class woman), and often held simultaneous careers as performers or artists. They were typically chosen on the basis of their "breeding"--social and conversational skills, intelligence, common sense, and companionship--as well as their physical attributes. It was usually their wit and personality that set them apart from regular women. They were prostitutes in the sense that sex was one of their obligations, but unlike the average prostitute, sex constituted only a facet of the courtesan's array of services. For example, they were expected to be well-dressed and ready to engage in a variety of topics ranging from art to music to politics.
Son: Ohhh shit, dad!! I just found out that mom is a hooker
Dad: No, son. Ur mom is a cortigiana onesta!!! Not a hooker!!
cortigiana by Dive2Blues December 20, 2006
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