Crotonitis

Definition: Crotonitis is a degenerative mental condition common among males, and is especially prevalent around high school age. While it is not “life threatening”, it is considered by many experts on the subject to be a “life wasting” disease because while it doesn’t shorten lifespan, it may significantly reduce the quality of life lived. Common symptoms include laziness, atrophy of muscles, and frequent desire to talk about how tough you are, without being able to back it up.

Cause: No one single source can be pin pointed as the cause of crotonitis. However, it is believed that some major causes include the “everyone is a winner” attitude, first popularized by the hit television series Barney & Friends in 1992, and the ability of youths to talk trash to each other over Xbox Live while knowing that they will never have to actually confront the individual they are talking trash to in person.

Cure: There is no cure to crotonitis that can be purchased over the counter or prescribed by a doctor. The only known effective treatments involve hours of rigorous training each week over the course of several months or even years, to the point where significant amounts of sweat and/or blood may be lost.

Person 1: I'll kick your ass
Person 2: Bring it on
Person 1: I meant on COD: Black Ops
Person 2: Crotonitis

Crotonitis by Nigel Thornberry IV December 11, 2010

dune coonitis 

A disease that is only found in the middle east.it causes the dune coons..aka sand niggers to want to blow themselves the fuck up. there for alot of dune coons have it hence all the suicide bombing all over the place..

that fucking sand nigger had dune coonitis..good thing he is cured because he blew himself the fuck up..thats also one less dune coon we have to worry about.

dune coonitis by dunecoon69 March 7, 2011

Crayonitis 

A condition where someone, typically non-management, is acting or thinking in a childish manner, or is dull thinking, or lacks the ability for advanced thought.

Anne is really suffering with a strong case of crayonitis today.

Crayonitis by guidofucozzi October 10, 2017

coronitis 

feelings of extreme boredom from being locked-in due to the Coronavirus

"The kids are complaining and I can't think of another project activity for them to do at home. They all seem to have contracted coronitis.

coronitis by E 🐶 dog March 23, 2020

Castonitis 

The urge to cast on (or start) many different projects all at the same time.

"Casting on" is a term used in knitting, when starting a new project, one would "cast on a new project"

"Itis" is used with reference to a tendency or state of mind that is compared to a disease. "creditcarditis"

Thus Knitter's have begun to use the word "Castonitis" when the urge to start many different projects at once hits them.

"After seeing all the knitted socks you've made, I've got a serious case of Castonitis!"

Castonitis by SockKnitter August 17, 2024