cretinitus

A desiese that only affects males, the counterpart being sketinitus which is the female form, turns the recipients into full on fledged retards who can only communicate with those who also have contracted the form of cuntness

Did you here about Ralph, he got cretinitus, no surprise he's a scumbag that molested multiple small children

by shankleberrypie July 4, 2017

cretinous

(adj) Cretin-like, idiotic, boorish (Word found in many early 20th Cent dictionaries has enjoyed recent slang usage, especially among hackers. “Crétin” is a not entirely respected French dialectal term for a deformed or retarded person)

Brittney Spears is a cretinous poster-girl.

by Bill Peters November 11, 2006

Cretinous Etinous

A creature that partakes in cretinous activities

Craig: Why are you wearing shorts in winter you cretinous etinous?
Jamie: short weather innit

by TeevReqq May 22, 2021

cretinismus enormous

an enormous cretin. a fool of extraordinary magnitude whose stupidity is enmeshed with megalomania.

george bush exhibits the cretinismus enormous syndrome here:

1. I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully

2. Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

by Hari Subramanyam June 12, 2008

Cretinus

An activity which involves illegal substances or substances that are otherwise prohibited.

Ripping this bong is such a "Cretinus" activity

by Phantom Orange November 9, 2012

Cretinous-Cretinalias

A Latinised-sounding high-brow word for a dumb-arsed dumb-bunny, usually being one with incipient learning difficulties, who thus is going to spend half his life in a mental funk because he can do nothing right and the other half tormented by the question of why he can do nothing right, and so, in the evolutionary stakes, is in fact a born loser.

I suppose that in describing your behaviour you’d have to be called a cretinous-cretinalias, if only because you look so confoundedly like a classic one.

by Zamboozee April 29, 2011

cretinous

vanessa mcgee is very cretinous

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by glen January 27, 2005