crnjo

A word nigga in Croatian.

Bog crnjo!(Hi nigga!)

by Domagnoj January 2, 2023

Kellyanne Conjob

An apt nickname for the Counselor to the President who has possibly told more lies than Putin’s Bitch himself.

She is the master comeback artist of all time, that blonde and dynamic circus-barker, Kellyanne Conjob.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

Conjour

Conjour, is a plastic coating or plastic container around cables.

Spud how's that cable looking?

It's sound you've just took the conjour off it

by Inspector hector June 30, 2017

cronjob

To indefinitely delay the giving of oral pleasure.

All you're going to get from that girl is a cronjob.

by xkj00 November 25, 2007

conjoined twin

Someone who is born as a twin that is attached to the other twin in some way. Over 50% of all conjoined twins die at childbirth. Many others don't live to be 10. However, doctors can seperate conjoined twins but the procedure is very risky.

Michael and Matthew are conjoined twins. They are joined at the head and may never seperate.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

conjoinified

Word developed by Mike Winn. Combination of conjoined and unified, typically referring to a group of coworkers planning a “conjoinified potluck” consisting of multiple departments in the the workplace.

We are having a conjoinified potluck on Halloween.

by Yehitsmirmir October 26, 2017

Conjoined Conception

A form of conception widely discredited by western medicine, conjoined conception involves a set of conjoined twins that act as a transportation vessel to stimulate and prepare semen for their journey to the ovum.

The conjoined twins sit between the conceiving couple and light incense to create a fertile space. One of the twins then orally pleasures the male until completion, being sure to collect all the seed in their mouth. They then transmit the collected fluids into the mouth of the other conjoined twin, masterfully delivering every last drop of the payload. Finally, the conjoined twin puts their mouth to the vagina of the future mother and forcefully project the semen into the vagina, completing the rigorous ceremony.

After months of attempting to conceive, Mary asked John if he could ring up his brothers for a conjoined conception.

by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021