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Conjojulate 

The feeling that occurs after swallowing food whole. Typically, people say that the food they swallowed stays in their throat for like 3 minutes and then it uncomfortably slithers down like a buttered sausage.
Person: Hey you okay?
You: Yeah, just conjojulated from eating a cheese stick whole.
Person: What does that mean?
You: Read the definition stupid.
Person: OOOH! So you're saying that I could say that I felt conjojulated after sucking ya pappy's member?
You: Wait, what?
Person; Whoops, nothing......
Conjojulate by wise and stupid March 16, 2019
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Conjojulate 

verb The feeling that occurs after swallowing food that hasn't been chewed. Typically happens when you are shoving food into your mouth and you can feel it in your throat and it stays there for like 5 minutes and it uncomfortably slithers down.
Person: Hey, are you alright?
You: Yeah, just swallowed a whole cheese stick. I feel a bit conjojulated.
Person: What does that mean?
You: Read the definition above.
Person: OOH! So I could say I felt a bit conjojulated after sucking your dad's member?
You: Wait what?
Person: Whoops, nothing....
Conjojulate by wise and stupid March 16, 2019

Contopulate 

Contopulate; when something disintegrates in different fashions and ways
other verbs include as

Contopulation
Contopulating
Contopulated
"Oh my god I think my brain just started to contopulate please bring me to a hospital"
Contopulate by ElSentientWindow July 21, 2020

confobulate 

to mess up on grammar, verb tense, or just sound like you're fresh off the boat.
Sarah totally confobulated by saying: "Johnny was thirsty so he went and got two bottle of water."
confobulate by Da Longster April 2, 2008

Conjaculate 

To speculate or theorize about an orgasm. The word is formed from the words conjecture and ejaculate.
I conjaculated after drunk sex.
As a teenager I conjaculated a lot.
Conjaculate by DizzyDarius July 20, 2012

conjulate 

Consummation and conversation intertwined.
We spent our mornings conjulating....

Man, its deeper than that fam - we don' just consummate and conversate - we conjulate!
conjulate by Cocoa Marcelle February 11, 2017

conbobulate

to ponder upon;to think about exclusevly
I'm trying to conbobulate how to get this girl to go home with me
conbobulate by Mule Daddy March 11, 2008
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