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Conjojulate

The feeling that occurs after swallowing food whole. Typically, people say that the food they swallowed stays in their throat for like 3 minutes and then it uncomfortably slithers down like a buttered sausage.
Person: Hey you okay?
You: Yeah, just conjojulated from eating a cheese stick whole.
Person: What does that mean?
You: Read the definition stupid.
Person: OOOH! So you're saying that I could say that I felt conjojulated after sucking ya pappy's member?
You: Wait, what?
Person; Whoops, nothing......
by wise and stupid March 16, 2019
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Conjojulate

verb The feeling that occurs after swallowing food that hasn't been chewed. Typically happens when you are shoving food into your mouth and you can feel it in your throat and it stays there for like 5 minutes and it uncomfortably slithers down.
Person: Hey, are you alright?
You: Yeah, just swallowed a whole cheese stick. I feel a bit conjojulated.
Person: What does that mean?
You: Read the definition above.
Person: OOH! So I could say I felt a bit conjojulated after sucking your dad's member?
You: Wait what?
Person: Whoops, nothing....
by wise and stupid March 16, 2019
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Contopulate

Contopulate; when something disintegrates in different fashions and ways
other verbs include as

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"Oh my god I think my brain just started to contopulate please bring me to a hospital"
by ElSentientWindow July 21, 2020
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confobulate

to mess up on grammar, verb tense, or just sound like you're fresh off the boat.
Sarah totally confobulated by saying: "Johnny was thirsty so he went and got two bottle of water."
by Da Longster April 2, 2008
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Conjaculate

To speculate or theorize about an orgasm. The word is formed from the words conjecture and ejaculate.
I conjaculated after drunk sex.
As a teenager I conjaculated a lot.
by DizzyDarius July 20, 2012
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conjulate

Consummation and conversation intertwined.
We spent our mornings conjulating....

Man, its deeper than that fam - we don' just consummate and conversate - we conjulate!
by Cocoa Marcelle February 11, 2017
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conbobulate

to ponder upon;to think about exclusevly
I'm trying to conbobulate how to get this girl to go home with me
by Mule Daddy March 11, 2008
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