Adj.
a. Complicated, intricately involved; intense shifts or exchanges; often referring to intense and abstract thoughts, feelings, or emotions that are changing or altering constantly.
b. Seperate and unrelated ideas or concepts that are muddled together into a single idea or concept.
a. Complicated, intricately involved; intense shifts or exchanges; often referring to intense and abstract thoughts, feelings, or emotions that are changing or altering constantly.
b. Seperate and unrelated ideas or concepts that are muddled together into a single idea or concept.
-Bob's feelings on life are conjolted, he can find no peace.
-Joe and Susan are having a conjolted debate about life.
-"My feelings on abortion are conjolted. I'm against abortion, but I'm for killing babies." - Bob
-Joe and Susan are having a conjolted debate about life.
-"My feelings on abortion are conjolted. I'm against abortion, but I'm for killing babies." - Bob
by Torrayan February 24, 2010
Get the Conjolted mug.Something that is complicated; intricately involved. Often used when referring to one's thoughts or feelings.
a. I keep having these conjolted thoughts, and I can't seem to understand them.
b. John and Susie have been arguing about the same concept for hours. It has become a very conjolted conversation.
c. My thoughts on this situation are conjolted and hard to put into words.
b. John and Susie have been arguing about the same concept for hours. It has become a very conjolted conversation.
c. My thoughts on this situation are conjolted and hard to put into words.
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1)In terms of MMOBG (Massively Multiplayer Online Builder Games) Cubelands is simple, Minecraft is moderate, & Wurm Online is convoluted.
2)She found two recipes for Swedish Meatballs; a simple one using fewer ingredients that took less time that might not taste as good, & a convoluted recipe using more ingredients with a longer cook & preparation time that promised to taste heavenly if cooked properly.
2)She found two recipes for Swedish Meatballs; a simple one using fewer ingredients that took less time that might not taste as good, & a convoluted recipe using more ingredients with a longer cook & preparation time that promised to taste heavenly if cooked properly.
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Get the Convoluted mug.Someone who is born as a twin that is attached to the other twin in some way. Over 50% of all conjoined twins die at childbirth. Many others don't live to be 10. However, doctors can seperate conjoined twins but the procedure is very risky.
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Get the contorted mug.A form of conception widely discredited by western medicine, conjoined conception involves a set of conjoined twins that act as a transportation vessel to stimulate and prepare semen for their journey to the ovum.
The conjoined twins sit between the conceiving couple and light incense to create a fertile space. One of the twins then orally pleasures the male until completion, being sure to collect all the seed in their mouth. They then transmit the collected fluids into the mouth of the other conjoined twin, masterfully delivering every last drop of the payload. Finally, the conjoined twin puts their mouth to the vagina of the future mother and forcefully project the semen into the vagina, completing the rigorous ceremony.
The conjoined twins sit between the conceiving couple and light incense to create a fertile space. One of the twins then orally pleasures the male until completion, being sure to collect all the seed in their mouth. They then transmit the collected fluids into the mouth of the other conjoined twin, masterfully delivering every last drop of the payload. Finally, the conjoined twin puts their mouth to the vagina of the future mother and forcefully project the semen into the vagina, completing the rigorous ceremony.
After months of attempting to conceive, Mary asked John if he could ring up his brothers for a conjoined conception.
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