cronjob
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cronjob
A word used by geek to refer to the smoking of cron (marijuana). Named after the tasks that are executed at regular intervals by a UNIX utility called cron.
cronjob by Tsar Destroy Awesome October 30, 2003
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cronjob • conjob • coonjob • crowjob • cropjob • conjobbled • Conjobulate • Conjobulation • Crondoblium • cronobimodism
cronjob
Something that you should be VERY pleased to hear your girlfriend say she would like to give you.
Much much better than intercourse.
(derived from unix cron tabs)
Much much better than intercourse.
(derived from unix cron tabs)
"Dude she said she wanted to give me a cronjob!"
"Dude go for it cronjobs are fucking amazing. At least 100 times better than normal sex."
"Dude go for it cronjobs are fucking amazing. At least 100 times better than normal sex."
cronjob by The slinky January 16, 2008
Kellyanne Conjob
An apt nickname for the Counselor to the President who has possibly told more lies than Putin’s Bitch himself.
She is the master comeback artist of all time, that blonde and dynamic circus-barker, Kellyanne Conjob.
Kellyanne Conjob by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019
Crowjob
Crowjob by Heabanginpoop March 7, 2019
Crondoblium
Bro 1: Bro I just sniffed Jenna’s crondoblium!
Bro 2: Really dude?
Bro 1: Yeah, she nearly passed out!
Bro 2: Really dude?
Bro 1: Yeah, she nearly passed out!
Crondoblium by CrondobliumSniffer December 19, 2019
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.