cronjob 

To indefinitely delay the giving of oral pleasure.

All you're going to get from that girl is a cronjob.

cronjob by xkj00 November 25, 2007

cronjob 

A word used by geek to refer to the smoking of cron (marijuana). Named after the tasks that are executed at regular intervals by a UNIX utility called cron.

Look at the time, there's a cronjob about to happen.

cronjob by Tsar Destroy Awesome October 30, 2003

cronjob 

Something that you should be VERY pleased to hear your girlfriend say she would like to give you.
Much much better than intercourse.

(derived from unix cron tabs)

"Dude she said she wanted to give me a cronjob!"

"Dude go for it cronjobs are fucking amazing. At least 100 times better than normal sex."

cronjob by The slinky January 16, 2008

Cronjob 

The act of keeping a developer motivated in a given period

"You finished you work on time. You can have a cronjob!"

Cronjob by Rince84 January 27, 2023

Kellyanne Conjob 

An apt nickname for the Counselor to the President who has possibly told more lies than Putin’s Bitch himself.

She is the master comeback artist of all time, that blonde and dynamic circus-barker, Kellyanne Conjob.

Kellyanne Conjob by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

Crowjob 

When a woman yells “CAW! CAW!” Repeatedly at a man’s penis until he reaches ejaculation.

Aye girl, why don’t you come on over here, gimme a crowjob. Caw on my knob 😉

Crowjob by Heabanginpoop March 7, 2019

Crondoblium 

Area between your neck and shoulder, often sniffed sensually for pleasure

Bro 1: Bro I just sniffed Jenna’s crondoblium!
Bro 2: Really dude?
Bro 1: Yeah, she nearly passed out!

Crondoblium by CrondobliumSniffer December 19, 2019