Conjour 

Conjour, is a plastic coating or plastic container around cables.

Spud how's that cable looking?

It's sound you've just took the conjour off it

Conjour by Inspector hector June 30, 2017

condour 

(Noun)
An unattractive, obese woman who takes advantage of drunk men.

I got so drunk last night, I slept with a condour.
Really? That's the third time this month!

condour by wmrocker June 24, 2011

contour soda 

A special drink sold at the Verizon Amphitheater in Charlotte NC that looks remarkably similar to coca-cola and sprite. The main difference after deep research is price... A coke can be purchased less than one mile away for a dollar bill and nineteen pennies. "Contour Soda" sells for the equivilent price of four US dollars. A team of soft drink experts closely inspected the beverages, and without a doubt, 'contour soda' is absolutley unique! There is a dark contour soda and a clear contour soda, available for purchase, but they are both advertised and sold as simply "contour soda" If you prefer that obscure drink known as coke, the dark contour soda will probablly make you happy, if you like that drink they call 'sprite', the clear contour soda will quench your thirst in short order! These specialty soft drinks taste extra good when using one to wash down a six dollar hot dog!!!

Consumers should not be fooled.... this soft drink is CLEARLY sold and priced as 'contour soda'

...dude, the concert was awesome, but a contour soda and a six dollar hot dog kept me from having enough money to buy a t-shirt.

contour soda by SkyDiver Bizzle July 13, 2006

the conjuring 

A terrifying fucken movie made on a high ass fucken budget god damn fucken annabell doll its also a fag ass demon who takes it up the ass and trys to kill kids

I'm having nightmares because of the conjuring

the conjuring by slydog24 October 16, 2013

The Conjuring 

One of the best modern horror movies of our time, introduced
horror movie fans to the doll known as Annabelle, and made dark
basements even scarier then they already were

I saw The Conjuring the other day, I haven't slept since then...

The Conjuring by Metallicajunkie September 29, 2018

contourtionism 

The obsessive proclivity one may have toward placing objects or body parts into areas that will seemingly accommodate the chosen item's contours while occupying the maximum volume of the empty space.

"The top of my chiweenie's head fits perfectly into my eye socket like a furry little puzzle piece."
"Why do you know that?"
"It's contourtionism; I like to see stuff go together."
"Stuff like mammal meat?"
"Ohhhh yeah."
"Gross. Leave now or we'll see how well my elbow matches your orbit."

contourtionism by knifestrauzen June 18, 2013

Conjuring

A ritual performed during hunting as a way of becoming worthy of harvesting a big game animal.

That Big Boo, through conjuring, got the biggest buck of anybody in this room!

Conjuring by The Big Boo November 27, 2018