crawel

An nba legend

Guy:Damn look at crawel with them dribbling moves

crawel by zombiebeast September 4, 2020

You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back! 

You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back! — a variation of You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! Spoken as a prelude to the promise of a good fight; or, overly vigorous multi-position highly active sex — though not at the same time.

Neither of these are possible for the current generation of men who are still virgins at 28; and, keyboard warriors only at best!!! But, that’s another Urban Dictionary entry.

An extreme athlete just who spent 500 days in a cave and recently came out told her lover:

You can try to have sex with me if you want to; but, I’ve been in a cave for 500 days; You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back!

You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back! by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 24, 2023

Mall Crawler 

A Jeep Wrangler that is never taken mudding or off-roading. Essentially only bought for looks.

"How does she keep her Jeep so clean?"
"It's a mall crawler, she never takes it anywhere but the road"

Mall Crawler by 999WRLD August 2, 2020

Maccas Crawl

A rite of passage undertaken by all true Alphas. The Maccas Crawl, a custom embedded in history, involves participants travelling to all McDonald's in home state or province. It is an ancient tradition created by the Core Four, the four founding fathers of the sacred ritual. Before undertaking said ritual, it is essential for all participants to start with a quick prayer to the Core Four. Once completed the Maccas Crawl participants will then become true men among boys.

Stevo: Hey bro what you doing in Saturday night?
Gazza: Going in a maccas crawl

Clarence: That's really bent
Gazza: I can smell your virginity from here

Maccas Crawl by CoreFour#3 February 19, 2020

HE CRAWLIN 

HE CRAWLIN
HE CRAWLIN
Is a joke i made (a bad one)

HE CRAWLIN
yes, the moon man from fnaf sb is CRAWLING
HE IS CRAWLIN

HE CRAWLIN by Gamingbro6191 March 4, 2022

crawlleague 

A 'crawlleague' is a co-worker or colleague whose lack of self-respect and character forces them to spend much of their working life, and their sad, sad social life on their knees.

Employee #1: Wow, that guy seems to be a rising star in your firm. Every time I visit your office he's hanging on your bosses' every word and staring at him with those big doe eyes.

Employee #2: Yeah, my 'crawlleague' is a real tool alright.

crawlleague by Bryan Gilbreath March 7, 2012

Creepy Crawly Death Dealers 

Patton from Sander Sides refers to the spiders on the curtains in Virgil's room as 'creepy crawly death dealers.'

Person A: Look at those curtains!
Person B: They're covered in creepy crawly death dealers!

Creepy Crawly Death Dealers by purplecapricorn May 5, 2019