crapel 

A bad word for crap

other: *hits*

you: "what the crapel is that for"

crapel by TheSTUFFZ April 18, 2010

crapel 

A better way to say "chapel."

Davo: It's time for chapel! Yay!
Luis: Chapel? More like crapel.
Bobby Evans: Burn Almighty!

crapel by HugeBreasticle March 31, 2005

crapalini 

Italian bullshit.

Enzo: Hey if you lend me 20 bucks I'll return them tomorrow.
You: Cut the crapalini Enzo.

crapalini by martinmicci April 28, 2014

Crapload

1/16th of Barney Stinson's annual salary.

GNB pays Barney 16 craploads of money per year.

Crapload by HarryBolz November 4, 2014

chapello 

Not coming of existence
Something that will probably never happen
Never ever so you can forget it

Can I have fifty dollars? Chapello cause that'll never happen
Can I get your number? Chapello

chapello by Duhh_Bratt February 24, 2018

Chapello 

That will never fucking happen

Her: I could take your man yanno Cindy
Cindy: Chapello, cause that will never fucking happen

Chapello by TiqBodyGyal May 23, 2018

Chapel Shaft 

1. The deprived erection of a holy man.

2. An erection during confession and/or prayer. Catching the holy ghost in the shaft of your penis.

1. That priest got that good good chapel shaft.

2. During Sunday mass this morning I got mad chapel shaft while in the confessional and released the holy ghost all over the walls.

Chapel Shaft by VixenMask June 29, 2014