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A sickness or illness where a person cannot stand or walk to toilet from either vomiting or diarrhea or both. So they must crawl.
I won't make it to work today boss got a bad case of the crawls.
Crawls by Road1nner April 6, 2024

crawls my blood 

When someone does something repulsive or revolting that causes a strange and unpleasant sensation at your very core.
She drank straight from cup after being with who knows how many men (or women). It just crawls my blood.
crawls my blood by Flipperoo January 31, 2014

crawls ass 

To suck real hard; to be lamer than lame, completely obnoxious.
crawls ass by BROGLOF! April 30, 2004

Creepy Crawls 

to stalk someone with a far less sinister intent, however, with far less skill
I saw this girl at the mall the other day, and I got in some creepy crawls hoping to see her try some panties on.
Creepy Crawls by nigel May 6, 2004

mornin' crawls 

The feeling one gets when waking up from a nightmare early in the morning.
I had a bad case of the mornin' crawls
mornin' crawls by Mr. Robotron March 15, 2019

You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back! 

You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back! — a variation of You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! Spoken as a prelude to the promise of a good fight; or, overly vigorous multi-position highly active sex — though not at the same time.

Neither of these are possible for the current generation of men who are still virgins at 28; and, keyboard warriors only at best!!! But, that’s another Urban Dictionary entry.
An extreme athlete just who spent 500 days in a cave and recently came out told her lover:

You can try to have sex with me if you want to; but, I’ve been in a cave for 500 days; You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back!