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1) a person who is extremely smexy, extremely nice and chill; also referred to as someone with a nice body. knows how to have fun outside, and always good to have him around.

2) a true gentlemen who knows how to love a girl. will definitley respect the girl he's with, and will love her always.

3) BEAST.
1) Girl1: OOOMG. who is that sexy guy by the beach?

Girl2: wow, he's really cute. must be a clarence.

Girl1: yuuum. he definitley is a clarence.

2) Girl1: Isn't that guy going out with that one girl?

Girl2: who, him? yeaaa, he's lucky. cus he's a clarence.

Girl1: a clarence?! damn, i wish my boyfriend was a clarence.

3) Boy1: damn, man. that guy got some real skills in sports

Boy2: yeaaa, he's pretty athletic and beast.

Boy1: naaah man. he's CLARNCE.

Boy2: hell yeaa!
by zch21 October 28, 2010
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Slang for weed, origin The Big Les Show based on the ugly little green alien Clarence.
"Yo boy set me some Clarence"
by Tomterd11 June 15, 2017
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To pleasure a girl by rubbing only her clit.
My girlfriend doesn't really like being fingered, shes more into being clarenced.
by J-Wit December 26, 2005
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Name given to extremely intellegent people. IQ is always above 200. Usually, these people are metrosexual (third definition) and are extremely sexy. Also, people with the name Clarence have notoriously large balls. Their sexual preference is often.
Trevor: "I hate you"
Clarence: (punches the shit out of Trevor)
Trevor: I'm a shit
Clarence: "I know. Time to die, bitch." (shoots of Trevor's head with a Golden Eagle)
Trevor: "Im a dead bitch"
-or--
Emiley: Jeez im skinny
Clarence: Yep, bitch.
Emiley: That's mean.
Clarence: Thats right.
Emiley: You're an asshole
Clarence takes uzi from airtight Speedo and caps Emiley.
by Ima Bawsterd March 28, 2008
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A guy that is too gorgeous to be exist in this world.I bet you can't even glance at him without falling in love in a first sight.He is way more handsome than any other humans alive also funny as hell. Clarence also can be used to describe a person that is totally gorgeous.Also a person that hates fruits and a first born child in a family. Basically, Clarence is every girls dream boyfriend because he is more understanding that any other people in your life.

So sweetheart,
fuck off he's gonna be mine :)
If you meet someone that is gorgeous as hell:

"OMG you are so clarence"

If you meet someone who doesn't like fruits:
"Stop being such a clarence"

If you meet a first born child in a family:

"Nice to meet you clarence"

If there's this one guy everybody crush on :
"He is totally a clarence"
by evergreenyears December 27, 2017
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