1) an urgent bowel movement following one too many supersize coffees
2) a foaming stool produced by someone who is intolerant of dairy produce, following the consumption of a milky drink
2) a foaming stool produced by someone who is intolerant of dairy produce, following the consumption of a milky drink
1) "Man, I gotta take a crapuchino break"
2) "I'm lactose intolerant, I should lay off the lattes or I'll have a crapuchino later"
2) "I'm lactose intolerant, I should lay off the lattes or I'll have a crapuchino later"
by Joby Blue Ray January 3, 2010
Get the crapuchino mug.The deliberate act of 2 gay lovers purposely eating exlax chocolate to get diarrhea, and then excreting hot foamy runny shit into fancy porcelain cups then consuming each others own hot personal recipe.
Harold: Hey Freddie baby I'm in the mood
for a hot tasty treat!
Freddie: And what are you craving this time my little Perez Hilton.
Harold: Oh.. You big silly! Break out the exlax, I want another steaming hot cup of your special Cleveland Crappuccino.
for a hot tasty treat!
Freddie: And what are you craving this time my little Perez Hilton.
Harold: Oh.. You big silly! Break out the exlax, I want another steaming hot cup of your special Cleveland Crappuccino.
by streetwhiz May 14, 2009
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A substandard, overpriced copy of an Italian beverage usually found at a Starbucks or Tully's and served by overzealous workers obviously inflicted with caffeine dementia.
Alternative form: crappaccino.
Alternative form: crappaccino.
by CoffeeSupernova April 17, 2006
Get the crappuccino mug.A typical rancid bitter Starbucks drink that gives you the runs almost immediately! It's especially bad if you drink it in CHINO, CA. - known as the double crapuccino.
---Not to be confused with a "Capuccino" made elsewhere ie-(equal parts of espresso and hot milk topped with cinnamon and nutmeg and usually whipped cream). ---
---Not to be confused with a "Capuccino" made elsewhere ie-(equal parts of espresso and hot milk topped with cinnamon and nutmeg and usually whipped cream). ---
by Jeff D April 20, 2003
Get the crapuccino mug.Typically, a cappuccino obtained from a machine in a gas station or truck stop. May also describe a cappuccino or frappuccino made at home from a mix; a "crappy cappuccino"
Additional usage: can describe any coffee-based beverage that acts as a laxative
Additional usage: can describe any coffee-based beverage that acts as a laxative
by fossilgirl June 3, 2009
Get the crappuccino mug.A nickname for the O.F.M. Cap or The Order of Friars Minor Capuchin. The youngest branch of the Franciscan Family founded in 1520. Pretty much the most awesome religious order you can belong to. Friars can be priests or brothers but both have equal standing. Highly involved with ministries such as caring for the homeless, elderly, sick, poor, and spiritually lost. The modern sons of St. Francis of Assisi.
Take vows of Poverty, Chastity, and Obedience.
Take vows of Poverty, Chastity, and Obedience.
Sean- Hey did you see that Friar with the hood hearing confession yesterday?
Mike- Yeah, thats Friar Reilly, he's a Capuchin.
Mike- Yeah, thats Friar Reilly, he's a Capuchin.
by Sisk October 16, 2008
Get the Capuchin mug.What Beavis drinks during the first episode featuring Cornholio. Coffee makes him go ape shit, he pulls his shirt up over his head and the beatniks think he's a genius
"would you like a cappuccino?" "heh heh heh heh. Crappuccino, yeah." (later) "I am Cornholio; I need T.P. for my bunghole. I want all your crappuccino." (bumps into a chair) "Are you threatening me?!!?"
by the almightybunghole January 12, 2008
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