Crappucino

A really, really bad cup of coffee.

After sampling his mocha latte, Bob promptly spat it all over the table exclaiming loudly, "What is this shit?"
To which his friend replied, "That, Bob, is a true crappucino."

by BILLYTHEHERO3084 November 3, 2010

Crappucino

A lovely caffinated drink created whereby one flings excrement (real or replica thereof) into one's beverage from afar, preferably over an office partition or like object, most often (and preferably) by surprise.

J just pitched H a nice, refreshing iced Crappucino.

Thanks for the Crappucino, asshole.

by Invader Mrak May 2, 2006

crappucino (latte)

The emulsion left behind after an intense session of anal sex. It's a latte, when no condom is used.

It was great! Until she spilled her crappucino on my new satin sheets.

by WingZer0 September 17, 2003

Cleveland Crappuccino

The deliberate act of 2 gay lovers purposely eating exlax chocolate to get diarrhea, and then excreting hot foamy runny shit into fancy porcelain cups then consuming each others own hot personal recipe.

Harold: Hey Freddie baby I'm in the mood
for a hot tasty treat!

Freddie: And what are you craving this time my little Perez Hilton.

Harold: Oh.. You big silly! Break out the exlax, I want another steaming hot cup of your special Cleveland Crappuccino.

by streetwhiz May 14, 2009

neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup.

Moxxie's first coffee order from Helluva Boss episode 6, "Truth seekers"

"what do you want mox?", " I'll have a neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. they always spell it foxy or Roxy, i hate that. If you cant handle that i'll have a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."

by VoidPineapple August 23, 2021

crappuccino

A substandard, overpriced copy of an Italian beverage usually found at a Starbucks or Tully's and served by overzealous workers obviously inflicted with caffeine dementia.

Alternative form: crappaccino.

One Venti crappuccino, soy milk and low fat coffee cake. Eighteen dollars!

by CoffeeSupernova April 17, 2006

No cappuccino

No cap

“Aye bro that bitch is fine”
“Hell yeah no cappuccino”

by Ennishater December 15, 2018