Crappachino
A lame excuse for a cappachino; a coffee-like drink you'd find in a dirty machine at a tiny, family-owned gas station.
Crappachino by Lordessakkah QMM April 4, 2009
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crappachino
When, after taking a large dump, one sprays a french vanilla air freshener, but it does not cure the stench, but only mixes with the poo smell.
crappachino by Michael Ferguson April 22, 2005
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crappachino
A crappachino involves taking a shit and then mixing it with milk in a shaker bottle. Then, you put the mixture (which should be a light tan/brown) in a iced starbucks coffee "frappachino" bottle (or a similar iced coffee drink) and attempt to give it to someone, claiming that you bought this and did not want it.
crappachino by DCMETALHEAD June 9, 2007
Cleveland Crappuccino
The deliberate act of 2 gay lovers purposely eating exlax chocolate to get diarrhea, and then excreting hot foamy runny shit into fancy porcelain cups then consuming each others own hot personal recipe.
Harold: Hey Freddie baby I'm in the mood
for a hot tasty treat!
Freddie: And what are you craving this time my little Perez Hilton.
Harold: Oh.. You big silly! Break out the exlax, I want another steaming hot cup of your special Cleveland Crappuccino.
for a hot tasty treat!
Freddie: And what are you craving this time my little Perez Hilton.
Harold: Oh.. You big silly! Break out the exlax, I want another steaming hot cup of your special Cleveland Crappuccino.
Cleveland Crappuccino by streetwhiz May 14, 2009
crackachino
Crackachino is a drink (yes that stupid white people buy) but it isn't from starbucks.
its is one part of each:
baileys
Kaluah
vodka
151 (rum) (maybe a dash extra)
coffee
shaken and strained into a small rocks glass or a LARGE shot glass. You shouldn't really be able to taste too much liquor as the coffee supresses it.
its is one part of each:
baileys
Kaluah
vodka
151 (rum) (maybe a dash extra)
coffee
shaken and strained into a small rocks glass or a LARGE shot glass. You shouldn't really be able to taste too much liquor as the coffee supresses it.
crackachino by they guy who buys them October 22, 2013
crappuccino
A substandard, overpriced copy of an Italian beverage usually found at a Starbucks or Tully's and served by overzealous workers obviously inflicted with caffeine dementia.
Alternative form: crappaccino.
Alternative form: crappaccino.
crappuccino by CoffeeSupernova April 17, 2006
crappycino
crappycino by Grant Schenk October 26, 2006
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