1 definition by Joby Blue Ray

1) an urgent bowel movement following one too many supersize coffees
2) a foaming stool produced by someone who is intolerant of dairy produce, following the consumption of a milky drink
1) "Man, I gotta take a crapuchino break"
2) "I'm lactose intolerant, I should lay off the lattes or I'll have a crapuchino later"
by Joby Blue Ray January 3, 2010
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