Cornholio

Common definition: A retarded White guy that thinks he's an Arab that needs toilet paper for his bunghole.

Underground definition: An Arab that hoards toilet paper when there's a global pandemic going on.

Beavis: I'm Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole! But look! But look! He needs more TP than me!

*points at Arab dude*

Butthead: Shut up dumbass!

*bitch slaps Beavis.....WHOOOOOP!!!!!*

Beavis: ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

by Pony Battles July 10, 2020

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One who desires toilet paper for the bunghole

I. I am The almighty cornholio the blood shall run the streets of the non believers

by Oi bruv my crumpets March 28, 2021

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Any Dodge Ram 1500 pickup truck with wide towing mirrors that are rarely ever used for towing; simply a form of upbadging. The way the mirrors "stand" resembles Cornholio, the alter ego of Beavis from the MTV cartoon Beavis and Butt-Head.

Salesman: How can I help you?
Beavis: I am Cornholio! Give me TP for my bunghole!
Salesman: I've got the truck just for you!

by Porque Me Buscan May 21, 2019

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Sikyon guild leader and INSANE grinder in Atlantica Online, must live on a couch/toilet , cause he never gets off his pc ....

Cornholio is insane, he grinds more than a stripper.

by Cornfan June 28, 2011

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Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

by AYB July 20, 2003

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