When you achieve something great, but are alone and don't have someone to high five for it so you clap to yourself.
Last night I was killin' at Madden, but I was by myself so whenever I got a TD I had to clapsterbate instead of high fiving.
by Swaggmasta October 09, 2009
When you are caught between two blonds, and get folded in between them, which leaves you with no other choice but to fuck your way out
Me: Hey guess what!
Scrub: What?!
Me: Last night I got blondfolded by your twin sisters!
Scrub: OH MY GODAHSDGS
Yo, last night at the club I got blondfolded, IT WAS SICK BRAH!
~alternatively~
I was trying to blondfold last night, but then Wipper showed up! DAMN it!
Scrub: What?!
Me: Last night I got blondfolded by your twin sisters!
Scrub: OH MY GODAHSDGS
Yo, last night at the club I got blondfolded, IT WAS SICK BRAH!
~alternatively~
I was trying to blondfold last night, but then Wipper showed up! DAMN it!
by Swaggmasta October 15, 2009