Crapsturbating 

The act of masturbating while taking a crap.

I ate mexican food, then watched some dirty movies and spent the whole day crapsturbating.

Crapsturbating by HardShralpingWy February 28, 2011

Crysturbating 

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

Crysturbating by Edo8! February 19, 2009

Crasturbating 

Crying whilst masturbating. Mostly over departed girlfriends.

Kevins crasturbating over Katie.

Crasturbating by Philadagonymitchyslickkrondon October 5, 2008

Chatsturbating 

When someone isn't very responsive on Instant Messenger because, evidently, they are masturbating.

"Matthew, why are you taking so long to reply to me?"

"I was chatsturbating..."

Chatsturbating by Regnisab September 15, 2009

rapsturbating 

Masturbating to rap music

I like 2chains a lot so I rasturbate to it, rapsturbating is So fun

rapsturbating by th3legitbeast May 1, 2014

Crabsturbating 

A method of masturbation in which a man repeatedly pinches the tip of his penis with his thumb and forefinger. Can be done with one or both hands. Also known as crabbing, the crab grab, the fiddlers whistle, and Daniels Song

"Auughh... Ooughh... I'm crabsturbating, crabsturbaaaaaaaation"

Crabsturbating by The Dumper February 12, 2009

classturbating

When you sit in class and caress you dick until you ejaculate all inside your school pants. You are addicted to masturbating and you can't go a class period without jacking off. You usually don't realize that everyone is watching you and making fun of your addiction

Dude, I totally saw that kid Brendan classturbating in Spanish the other day. He got up and there was jizz all over his pants!

classturbating by JuicyAzz SparkleTitz December 17, 2008