crappenning

A useful combination of crap and happenning, mainly used in the workplace.

What's crappenning?

by RAB June 7, 2004

What’s crappening?

Fairly elite response to anything, only people with boss energy can justify using this though

*cough* “J”

Use this phrase whenever someone greets you or acknowledges your presence as you enter some place, venue , etc

Don’t let anyone discourage using this one, it’s awesome and they lack the balls (or guts) to appreciate it

Random virgin: hey everyone

Chad boss: what’s crappening?

______

Mourning widow: oh no my husbands dead!

Chad: yo what’s crappening?

the rest of the funeral mourners: …..

by Wtf even is a username??! February 28, 2022

crappening

something that happens, an occurance or event. it is used specifically in inquisition, and is featured in the motion picture Joe Dirt.

A bro, or brosky, will walk through your front door unbeknownst to you with a twelve pack of rolling rock or corona, at which point you exclaim: "What's crappening?!"

by corey c. October 23, 2006

crappenings

(1)Shitty stuff that happens on a daily basis OR (2)funny stories involving poo

(1)Waking up late, traffic, spilling coffee on your keyboard, getting ridiculous assignments from your boss. These could all be on your list of crappenings OR (2)that wonderful story your mom tells every year at Christmas about how she caught you fingerpainting with feces when you were two.

by Melonie Perino June 12, 2008

crappening

When something crappy happens.

I can't believe this is crappening to me right now.

by forty cent October 17, 2011

what's crappening

Just a different way of saying what's happening.

Hey Pete what's crappening?

by Captain Ahab February 17, 2004

The clappening

When one plays as capitao (clapitao) in siege and claps all these niggas

Oh no he is playing as clapitao he is gonna clap all of their cheeks also known as the clappening

by The clappers September 25, 2018