crappening 

something that happens, an occurance or event. it is used specifically in inquisition, and is featured in the motion picture Joe Dirt.

A bro, or brosky, will walk through your front door unbeknownst to you with a twelve pack of rolling rock or corona, at which point you exclaim: "What's crappening?!"

crappening by corey c. October 23, 2006

crappening 

When something crappy happens.

I can't believe this is crappening to me right now.

crappening by forty cent October 17, 2011

Crappening 

An immediate, immense bowel of such proportions that you lose all sense of reality momentarily. Not to be confused with a, “Seat Snapper,” which is of denser consistency.

Friend: “Dude, come out of it! Dude! Dude! Are you okay?
Crapper: “Man, it was a Crappening....I’m okay now. Whew!

Crappening by Fart Esq August 19, 2019

Crappening 

A word you'd use if something bad has recently happened and you're late to witness it.

What's crappening here?

Crappening by so bored, so I define things April 27, 2022

What’s crappening? 

Fairly elite response to anything, only people with boss energy can justify using this though

*cough* “J”

Use this phrase whenever someone greets you or acknowledges your presence as you enter some place, venue , etc

Don’t let anyone discourage using this one, it’s awesome and they lack the balls (or guts) to appreciate it

Random virgin: hey everyone

Chad boss: what’s crappening?

______

Mourning widow: oh no my husbands dead!

Chad: yo what’s crappening?

the rest of the funeral mourners: …..

What’s crappening? by Wtf even is a username??! February 28, 2022

what's crappening 

Just a different way of saying what's happening.

Hey Pete what's crappening?

what's crappening by Captain Ahab February 17, 2004

The Crappening 

When your patient on bowel meds has them work at the absolute worst time.

Mr. Otis was at dinner when he felt his MOM and Lactulose cocktail take effect “Oh no,” he says, feeling that all too familiar stomach rumble “It’s the Crappening.”

The Crappening by TheSaltyCNA December 9, 2021