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crappenin'

To ask what kind of shit is going on here, like 'Hey, what's happening?' Except for 'happening' evolved from the lingo of drunk male friends trying to impress each other with smart comebacks, to crappenin'.
Jered: Oh, here comes Paul! (Groans)
Mike: He's such a wannabe boner!
Paul: Hey guys! What's crappenin'?
Jered: Get bent, Paul!
Paul: Squeeeeeeeee! (With tears pouring down face, runs out of the yard and cries like a woman in the men's restroom.)
by Spatchmo December 31, 2008
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crappenin

A lot of stuff is going on (happening) but it's all kind of crappy. There's all kinds of crappy stuff going on.
"That Walmart is crappenin!"
by changacat February 20, 2010
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What’s crappening?

Fairly elite response to anything, only people with boss energy can justify using this though

*cough* “J”

Use this phrase whenever someone greets you or acknowledges your presence as you enter some place, venue , etc

Don’t let anyone discourage using this one, it’s awesome and they lack the balls (or guts) to appreciate it
Random virgin: hey everyone

Chad boss: what’s crappening?

______

Mourning widow: oh no my husbands dead!

Chad: yo what’s crappening?

the rest of the funeral mourners: …..
by Wtf even is a username??! February 28, 2022
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crappening

something that happens, an occurance or event. it is used specifically in inquisition, and is featured in the motion picture Joe Dirt.
A bro, or brosky, will walk through your front door unbeknownst to you with a twelve pack of rolling rock or corona, at which point you exclaim: "What's crappening?!"
by corey c. October 23, 2006
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crappenings

(1)Shitty stuff that happens on a daily basis OR (2)funny stories involving poo
(1)Waking up late, traffic, spilling coffee on your keyboard, getting ridiculous assignments from your boss. These could all be on your list of crappenings OR (2)that wonderful story your mom tells every year at Christmas about how she caught you fingerpainting with feces when you were two.
by Melonie Perino June 12, 2008
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crappin on the clock

The act of rushing to your job to take a crap or staying late to take a crap on company time. This is especially satisfying when you leave your house in the morning, already needing to take a crap and holding it in to go at work...on the clock.
I really had to take a dump this morning, even before getting in the shower, but I held it so I would be crappin on the clock.
by crappin4fun March 25, 2009
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crappening

I can't believe this is crappening to me right now.
by forty cent October 17, 2011
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