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crappenings

(1)Shitty stuff that happens on a daily basis OR (2)funny stories involving poo
(1)Waking up late, traffic, spilling coffee on your keyboard, getting ridiculous assignments from your boss. These could all be on your list of crappenings OR (2)that wonderful story your mom tells every year at Christmas about how she caught you fingerpainting with feces when you were two.
by Melonie Perino June 12, 2008
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crappenings

Events or activities that are negative in some way, or are viewed as negative.
Despite all the crappenings in her life, she remained optimistic in her views.
by Three Wolves November 18, 2019
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What’s crappening?

Fairly elite response to anything, only people with boss energy can justify using this though

*cough* “J”

Use this phrase whenever someone greets you or acknowledges your presence as you enter some place, venue , etc

Don’t let anyone discourage using this one, it’s awesome and they lack the balls (or guts) to appreciate it
Random virgin: hey everyone

Chad boss: what’s crappening?

______

Mourning widow: oh no my husbands dead!

Chad: yo what’s crappening?

the rest of the funeral mourners: …..
by Wtf even is a username??! February 28, 2022
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crappening

something that happens, an occurance or event. it is used specifically in inquisition, and is featured in the motion picture Joe Dirt.
A bro, or brosky, will walk through your front door unbeknownst to you with a twelve pack of rolling rock or corona, at which point you exclaim: "What's crappening?!"
by corey c. October 23, 2006
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Cuthbert Crappingsdown

A name commonly used for a person who is very good at what they do, yet are unknown to the majority of the population.
Before David Beckham became a proffesional footballer, he was a Cuthbert Crappingsdown in his neighbourhood.
by Cuthbert Crappingsdown February 17, 2009
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crappening

I can't believe this is crappening to me right now.
by forty cent October 17, 2011
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what's crappening

by Captain Ahab February 17, 2004
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