by The clappers September 25, 2018
A series of unfortunate events that can vary in severity although typically minor that usually surround one individual, but can also effect a group or large entity.
Person A: Bro’, fuck this game. I just got hit by a banana, two red shells and a blue shell on the last lap.
Person B: Haha, that’s the fucking clappening. Shouldn’t have been talking all that shit.
Alt:
Guy A: Ugh, my stocks are down 30%, and I’m going to have to get surgery to remove my kidney stones and I think my wife is boinking the pool boy.
Guy B: Damn, the clappening is real.
Person B: Haha, that’s the fucking clappening. Shouldn’t have been talking all that shit.
Alt:
Guy A: Ugh, my stocks are down 30%, and I’m going to have to get surgery to remove my kidney stones and I think my wife is boinking the pool boy.
Guy B: Damn, the clappening is real.
by MittenstheG March 28, 2021
The clappening is the specifically non racist, non mysoginistic, non lgbtq+ phobic, version of the boogaloo. This exists specifically to denote a descent into civil disobedience, unrest, or war caused by AND ONLY BY the erosion of civil rights. It is not to be coopted for any other purpose.
by Katana416 September 27, 2020
by The clappers September 25, 2018
by TheCheekClapper September 29, 2019