crapdusted

The power move beyond being cropdusted as cropdusting is simply a fart released proudly within a crowd, with the ideal target of one’s ass being nose level of one’s cropdusting targets. Crapdusting is the act of parading one’s badonkadonk ant said target after having shat oneself.

Barney: dude, Paige just cropdusted me at family dinner. Wait! It started over one minute ago and the stank remains in the air. I think I got crapdusted. Either Paige is a pro-pilot of the cropduster, or I just got crapdusted

crapdusted by the comand'r January 7, 2026

colorado cropduster 

Colorado is known for its ascending ski lifts, but the Colorado Cropduster is a special treat that can be given on any crowded public escalator: all you need is a healthy fart and a crowded escalator. The gift-giver gets on the escalator and while walking up it, lets out a steamy fart for the unassuming people behind him. The fart and the smell ascends with the gift giver and all of those behind him have to walk up and through the smell as it slowly hovers and ascends to the top. Even those who are not walking up the escalator and are just stationary still have to toil through the smell as they slowly ascend to the top.

Dude, I rode the subway to work today and pulled a Colorado Cropduster as I ascended up the exit escalator. The smell hovered and at least 20 people had to walk through it to get to where they were going. How about that for a special morning treat!

colorado cropduster by Stagmen November 3, 2017

Crapdusting 

The practice of breaking wind while walking past somebody else.

Rudy crapdusted the whole section; he's one crapdusting bastard!

Crapdusting by Vlad the Impaler September 21, 2006

Cropdusted  

The act a coworker may commit in the work place , turning loose a silent but deadly fart , in the vicinity of coworkers , as the "cropduster" passes by .

DAMMIT MAN !! Craig sure cropdusted the entire shop with that one !

Cropdusted by Bite-Me April 27, 2008

crap dusted 

Thanks to Rob and Big. Like Crop Dusted...but not.

When someone walks in front of an unexpecting victim and farts...the person then begins to notice the crime.

Could also be called a drive-by pant bomb

John: Dude...what..no..honestly? You crap dusted me man??

crap dusted by sisterrevolution February 16, 2009

crapduster 

A word defining a person who consistently spreads bullshit amongst all the people they know. No relation to "crapdusting". Perpetual shit spreaders are described by this word.

Janine said to Jack, "I'm pretty sure your girlfriend is cheating on you."
Later, Jack's friend Tony says to Jack, "Janine's a total crapduster, she's perpetually spreading shit about people."

Janine's been talking shit about me again
She's a crapduster

crapduster by unbeatablejatt August 24, 2010

Columbian Cropduster 

When a person sprinkles cocaine on another person's butthole which is then expelled with a fart into the first person's face as they inhale. (Inspired by RL/BL)

The stripper said she would only do a Columbian Cropduster for $40 if she could take a line first.

Columbian Cropduster by schmedly June 22, 2010