cropdusted

When a fully clothed woman walks by you and her breasts quickly rub against your body because she needs to squeeze through a tight space or because she wants to give you a quick example of the firmness of her breasts. The breasts swipe you like a credit card being swiped.

"When Peggy was moving from the bar to the dance floor she cropdusted me." or "When Annya was climbing out of the fire engine, she cropdusted me." or "Tasha likes to cropdust everyone." or "Amanda likes to cropdust me in private."

by Mike Yeranno July 20, 2005

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Farting, silently, as you walk by someone you either want to move out of the way or leave. Only works in crowded areas where you can't be discovered as the farter. Good technique for waiters whose tables are "camping out".

"I wish those people would leave. Should I go and cropdust them?"

by Katgirl27 December 1, 2006

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The act of starting at one end of a person-filled room, ripping a nasty fart (the "thick" ones are better, as they cling more), then moving briskly to the other end of the room, staying ahead of your own stench, yet "dusting" the rest of the room with your flatulence.

I quickly went out the door to avoid blame after cropdusting the room.

by Aftershock October 29, 2004

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The act a coworker may commit in the work place , turning loose a silent but deadly fart , in the vicinity of coworkers , as the "cropduster" passes by .

DAMMIT MAN !! Craig sure cropdusted the entire shop with that one !

by Bite-Me April 27, 2008

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farting, then dragging the smell around with you. or farting in the process of walking

wes decided to cropdust the entire back half of the apartment, so he walked from the laundry room through the living room into the bedroom, all the while farting and pulling the smell with him.

by questionsleep February 9, 2004

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