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chavalanche 

Noun. An oncoming tide of Burberry Clad madness.
"Quick ma' there a chavalanche on yonder horizon!"
chavalanche by Dusty F K October 18, 2004

chavalanche 

The immediate period after Townie pubs and clubs kick out at the Weekend when hundreds of chavs fall out of the establishment to fight, copulate and inbreed.
Police officer 1: Well Lenny I think we're going to have a right chavalanche on our hands tonight when Evolution kicks out!

Police officer 2: Lets hope so Dave I cant wait to take out a few of those grubby little Pikey Fuckers.
chavalanche by Mombola September 16, 2005

chavalanche 

a large number of chavs (see also kevs, townies, scallys) approaching at speed.
"oh my god, look out for that chavalanche"
chavalanche by Dani_star September 4, 2005

crapulance 

1. Despair, heaped upon one's self due to being found-out to be a total, lying, jackass without a clue.

2. The utterance of total, unabashed bullshit, while maintaining the appearance of unwavering belief in what you are saying.
1. After losing the election, the president huddled in the corner of his hotel room under the weight of his own crapulance.

2. That fucker is spewing out total crapulance man!
crapulance by D Morris July 16, 2008

catalanche 

When 2 or more cats run down a flight of stairs, causing a rumbling sound and knocking over everything in their path. This often due to excitement and/or food.
"What happened to you, James? You look like you got in a fight."

"No, no...I just got caught in a catalanche and was swept down the stairs."
catalanche by James Gerraughty August 18, 2007

Chavalanche 

Dat mob of chavs that come towards you
A group of thugs or chavs- often running at a high speed
Dat manky club-it's a chavalanche in there!
Teen mo fos are coming, run for da lives it's a chavalanche!
Chavalanche by User_87 December 14, 2014