clang

The coolest, most awesome and righteous person or thing. Nobody or no thing is better or ever will be.

"Clint is the most clang dude I've ever met. Not like Ramon or Joe--they'll never be clang!"

by Stephen Welsh April 19, 2006

clang

When someone tries to be funny, but they fail, clang is said.

Failure: Your mum's so fat that she takes up two facebook profiles

Person: CLANG!

by humbugtheman October 12, 2009

Clang

The sound made when hitting two (or more) Olympic medals together during sexual intercourse between athletes.

There's going to be a lot of clanging this year in Sochi. Let's clang!

by Drocco March 1, 2014

clang

1. A slang term used for robot sex or porn, coming from the sound of machines banging.
2. A compiler front end for the LLVM compiler. It was developed by Apple and later became integrated with the LLVM compiler, leading to LLVM being called LLVM/Clang as well.

1. Two robots made clang noises as they had sex with each other.
2. I use LLVM/Clang on my Linux box, GCC is too bloated.

by Mjfan13298 September 8, 2018

Clang

To anally penetrate a person against a metal pole on the ride to the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disney World

"I'd clang him"

by hermit kermit September 8, 2023

clang

the wealthiest homeless person on the street.

Damn, that clang got a sweet refrigerator box to live in!

by tim-tim April 23, 2004

clang

When a DJ has an especially bad mix, making the bassline go out of sync and "clang."

Dj Sy can scratch the shit out of that wax, but DAMN was that mix full of clang.

by Lucificifus March 30, 2005