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The collapse of a large collection or pile of a bunch of one's possessions (also referred to as one's "crap").
His stack of books, papers, nit-knacks, and other miscellaneous items fell in a crapalanche leaving his junk littered everywhere.
by Bill August 21, 2003
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When all your various papers, books, clothing, etc. piles up so high that parts of it topple over, you've got yourself a crapalanche.

Avalanche of crap.
Debby is such a slob. She has mountains of stuff everywhere in her house. Once time I saw the cat brush against one of them and nearly get buried in the crapalanche.
by donameche January 04, 2010
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When you are taken by a surprise case of unstoppable diarrhea. Much like a mudslide or an avalanche, but with poop.
Donald had to throw away his boxers, because ha had a CRAPalanche while drinking at the bar!
by Frank Poncherello April 12, 2009
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A collapse of a large pile of random junk or detritus. An unstoppable landslide of a large and unkempt collection of one's possessions.
"Dude, what happened to your floor?"
"Oh man, I had a crapalanche of all that junk that was on my desk."
by James Fraser January 31, 2008
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When you have too much crap piled onto the top shelf of your closet and you open the door and all the crap falls out - crapalanche!
by I am Achmed September 27, 2008
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A large exlplosion of crap venting from one's bowles, usually in a liquid/solid state of matter, accompanied by vomit inducing gases. Typically the by product of rancid fish tacos or the equivalent.
Man, I just got done with the supersized KFC bucket, origninal recipe, and got hit by a massive crapalanche. Good thing I still had the bucket handy.
by blunomad February 18, 2011
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