carvalanche

It's winter, it's been dumping all night, and you now have a foot of snow on the roof of your car. You're driving somewhere, hit the brakes, and all the snow on your roof slides forward and buries your windshield. You've just been hit with a carvalanche!

See also fenderberg.

Me: I was heading up to the mountain for first tracks, but some flatlander in an SUV cut me off and I had to hit the brakes.

Friend: Did it trigger a carvalanche?

Me: Totally! My windshield was BURIED!

by Carlski December 12, 2008

chavalanche

Noun. An oncoming tide of Burberry Clad madness.

"Quick ma' there a chavalanche on yonder horizon!"

by Dusty F K October 18, 2004

chavalanche

The immediate period after Townie pubs and clubs kick out at the Weekend when hundreds of chavs fall out of the establishment to fight, copulate and inbreed.

Police officer 1: Well Lenny I think we're going to have a right chavalanche on our hands tonight when Evolution kicks out!

Police officer 2: Lets hope so Dave I cant wait to take out a few of those grubby little Pikey Fuckers.

by Mombola September 16, 2005

cashvalanche

Even though your daddy just lost 12 million, random large sums of money fall on you from the sky.

That Chris got hit by a serious cashvalanche last month. I hope he's ok.

by Ynngwie J Malmsteen April 17, 2008

chavalanche

a large number of chavs (see also kevs, townies, scallys) approaching at speed.

"oh my god, look out for that chavalanche"

by Dani_star September 4, 2005

catalanche

When 2 or more cats run down a flight of stairs, causing a rumbling sound and knocking over everything in their path. This often due to excitement and/or food.

"What happened to you, James? You look like you got in a fight."

"No, no...I just got caught in a catalanche and was swept down the stairs."

by James Gerraughty August 18, 2007

Chavalanche

Dat mob of chavs that come towards you
A group of thugs or chavs- often running at a high speed

Dat manky club-it's a chavalanche in there!
Teen mo fos are coming, run for da lives it's a chavalanche!

by User_87 December 14, 2014