clavalanche

A overwhelming mass of unshapely and sagging breasts sliding out of their bra or low cut top often found on large women looking for attention. aka a cleavage avalanche

Did you see her top? I would hate to be caught in that clavalanche.

clavalanche by larry19335 January 11, 2008

chavalanche 

Noun. An oncoming tide of Burberry Clad madness.

"Quick ma' there a chavalanche on yonder horizon!"

chavalanche by Dusty F K October 18, 2004

chavalanche 

The immediate period after Townie pubs and clubs kick out at the Weekend when hundreds of chavs fall out of the establishment to fight, copulate and inbreed.

Police officer 1: Well Lenny I think we're going to have a right chavalanche on our hands tonight when Evolution kicks out!

Police officer 2: Lets hope so Dave I cant wait to take out a few of those grubby little Pikey Fuckers.

chavalanche by Mombola September 16, 2005

chavalanche 

a large number of chavs (see also kevs, townies, scallys) approaching at speed.

"oh my god, look out for that chavalanche"

chavalanche by Dani_star September 4, 2005

catalanche 

When 2 or more cats run down a flight of stairs, causing a rumbling sound and knocking over everything in their path. This often due to excitement and/or food.

"What happened to you, James? You look like you got in a fight."

"No, no...I just got caught in a catalanche and was swept down the stairs."

catalanche by James Gerraughty August 18, 2007

Chavalanche 

Dat mob of chavs that come towards you
A group of thugs or chavs- often running at a high speed

Dat manky club-it's a chavalanche in there!
Teen mo fos are coming, run for da lives it's a chavalanche!

Chavalanche by User_87 December 14, 2014

cavalanche 

When a group of men circle another man and simultaneously jerkoff on him covering said man in their spooge , ergo a "cavalanche".

Ohhh crap did you hear about Harry? He passed out at the party, woke up and the next thing you know he was getting cavalanched!

cavalanche by Harrey November 18, 2014