catalanche

When 2 or more cats run down a flight of stairs, causing a rumbling sound and knocking over everything in their path. This often due to excitement and/or food.

"What happened to you, James? You look like you got in a fight."

"No, no...I just got caught in a catalanche and was swept down the stairs."

by James Gerraughty August 18, 2007

Catalanche

Describing a cat falling spasticly from a high place.

That catalanche broke some of my favorite china dishes!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

chavalanche

Noun. An oncoming tide of Burberry Clad madness.

"Quick ma' there a chavalanche on yonder horizon!"

by Dusty F K October 18, 2004

cateblanchettsexual

a person who is sexually attracted to cate blanchett in any forms of love.

someone who is obsessed with her. can be a man or a woman.

friend: hey, what’s your sexuality?

me: i’m cateblanchettsexual

friend: what does that mean?

me: oh nothing ;)

by cateisdadday March 28, 2021

chavalanche

The immediate period after Townie pubs and clubs kick out at the Weekend when hundreds of chavs fall out of the establishment to fight, copulate and inbreed.

Police officer 1: Well Lenny I think we're going to have a right chavalanche on our hands tonight when Evolution kicks out!

Police officer 2: Lets hope so Dave I cant wait to take out a few of those grubby little Pikey Fuckers.

by Mombola September 16, 2005

CateBlanchett

To urinate in your pants/underwear/dress etc.
To pee your pants.
To let the yellow stream loose onto your own clothes.

If Adriana Barraza wins the Best Supporting Actress Oscar for her performance in Babel, I will CateBlanchett.

or

Tom totally CateBlanchetted when Stacey caught him cheating.

by Odiwbas December 14, 2008

chavalanche

a large number of chavs (see also kevs, townies, scallys) approaching at speed.

"oh my god, look out for that chavalanche"

by Dani_star September 4, 2005