crapstipated 

adj : have difficult or incomplete or infrequent evacuation of crap.

adj : you can't crap no matter how hard you try, sometimes only gas comes out

see also fartstipated

That burrito is lodged in my belly and it won't come out, I am crapstipated.

crapstipated by alibree March 25, 2005

crystipated 

Crystipated: a condition common among the working class...when you need to cry...you want to cry...you SHOULD be crying...but you can't. Your eyes may fill up, but tears will not fall. The pain of a regular life has killed your body's only natural outlet of sorrow. Your heart may be cold and dead. Nobody knows this but you.

When Melissa is crystipated for too long, she will lash out in a fit of rage. If she were smart like Roberta, she would watch "Terms of Endearment" or "Steel Magnolias" and have herself a good cry, thus eliminating the threat of rage.

crystipated by Jay Squirrel February 15, 2017

crustipated 

Crusty; caked on; and not easily removed.

My vacuum cleaner is crustipated and will no longer suck.

crustipated by zeiserism February 10, 2018

Castipated 

when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe, and/or crying

“When Jenny told the joke, Arthur immediately became castipated. He was laughing so hard, no noise was escaping his mouth. We could only see tears running down his cheeks. His laughter or, lack thereof, caused everyone around him to laugh as well.”

Castipated by skeelodripp March 3, 2021

crankstipated

The feeling and outward emotion of being cranky due to constipation.

John was terribly crankstipated until he took a dump, relieved his constipation and his crankiness went away.

crankstipated by Spaulding Smails January 15, 2025