crankified 

someone who is extra, extra cranky, surly and agitated about life and things that irritate them.

Geez, ever since Jeremy's wife left him, he has been so crankified with his co-workers!

crankified by hotflmomma February 22, 2013

Crunkafied 

To get Crunk. The nirvana of Crunk. The most Crunk you can possibly be.

Yo homie. You was gettin crunkafied at at dat gay pride parade!

Crunkafied by Steve November 4, 2003

chunkified 

Fat, lumpy, beefy, rotund. The opposite of slim or thin.

Man, Bert, you gotta go easy on those burgers, you gettin' all chunkified and shit.

chunkified by Oprah February 21, 2003

Chinkified 

When one voluntarily or involuntarily becomes extremely chinese or chink culture is evident through them.

This is common when white people start hanging out with asian crowds and go to arcades or internet cafes in highly asian populated areas and start swearing in cantonese or mandarin.

Carl your white, why are you squinting? YOU GOT CHINKIFIED AWWW SHIT!

Chinkified by Retarded Mushroom November 12, 2007

crankafied 

When a person gets worked up when things don't go they way they should.

When we got to the resturant and we had to wait an hour to be seated ug got crankafied.

crankafied by outerseaglass July 1, 2016

conkified

When something is just so screwed up, that it begins to make sense.

'Dude, totally conkified!'
'Damn right. I thought it was screwed, but it's actually awesome!'

conkified by The Conkinator December 17, 2006

crapified 

When something has been wrecked.

My bike is crappified.

crapified by Anonymous February 19, 2003