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Crucified 

When one gets so drunk on a Friday night that they disappear from public life and then reemerge on the third day.
-Where have you been? I haven't seen you in like three days.
-Man, I got fucking crucified on Friday. I didn't leave my bed for the rest of the weekend.
Crucified by Vabe January 15, 2021

Cuntified my dong 

The act of fucking some random chick or having meaningless sex with someone you don't respect.

"Assified" would be an ass whore who clamps her dumper on any random cock.
I met some whore last night and she cuntified my dong for a while. Then I booted her out of my house.

Kellie is such a slut, she'll assify any dong that swings her way.

crustified dibbs

One of the illest emcees to step out of LI. responsible for such classics such as cunt renaissance , statchy ,50,000 heads & every record label sucks dick
Crustified dibbs was banned from the jive office brought a chick with a two foot vibrator up to rawkus
crustified dibbs by Infected dick January 21, 2007

Trunkified 

When you find an old women and you throw her in the back of a trunk with other old women with wiggly poles
You know your an old women when you get Trunkified by Liz, Shea, and Luke

Drunkified

Drunk. A bit like being squiffoid.
Jordan is so drunkified right now.
Drunkified by loulahoula May 26, 2013

Chuckified 

A piece of equipment that has already been modified by Chuck to allow for successful work to be carried out.
Bob – What did you do to get this working?
Billy Bob – It’s been Chuckified
Bob – What!
Billy Bob – We made a Chuckification to it and its now all good.
Chuckified by R0ger Lew1s July 15, 2018
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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