conkified

When something is just so screwed up, that it begins to make sense.

'Dude, totally conkified!'
'Damn right. I thought it was screwed, but it's actually awesome!'

by The Conkinator December 17, 2006

coolified

A word meaning to make more cool or kool. Coolified is used when someone is trying to be unique and can not think of any other word that sounds more cool or better. Coolified can be used as a a verb (coolify) or a linking verb.

I just coolified my myspace profile.

My facebook profile is now coolified.

Person 1: Hey what's your name?
Person 2: My names nicky.
Person 1: Hey nick-e
Person 2: Ha ha you just coolified my name.

by DamienA May 3, 2008

conkied

To get hit extremely hard in hockey and be left in a dazed heap. Accompanied by a concussion

Keith Primeau got conkied again last night.. Phaneuf lined him up real good

by Figg October 20, 2007

Cuntified my dong

The act of fucking some random chick or having meaningless sex with someone you don't respect.

"Assified" would be an ass whore who clamps her dumper on any random cock.

I met some whore last night and she cuntified my dong for a while. Then I booted her out of my house.

Kellie is such a slut, she'll assify any dong that swings her way.

by Richter ass June 29, 2011

Cookified

someone who is persuaded into liking David Cook, the singer, song writer, american idol of season 7

My friend has been cookified by Cook's album.

by dcmon May 29, 2010

Cockified

long for cocky

Dude, Will is so cockified. He cannot stop talking about how good he is at swimming.

by mr clutch July 19, 2011

coonified

A black person who has been fully indoctrinated and wholeheartedly believes in and embraces the racist stereotypes perpetuated by whites about blacks i.e. all blacks are lazy , all blacks are criminals, blacks commit more crimes and therefore are arrested more.

Terry is a coonified black man who despises his own race.

by JeanBlossom December 25, 2017