squinting 

when you take a shit and put your head in the toilet to examine it

"The Chris guy is good at squinting."

squinting by cobie_ May 10, 2015

Squinting Llama 

When you phone up a sexline in a phone box, and leave the phone off the hook while 2 people, members of opposite or same sex, have sex in the telephone box. Sign of best squinting llama's is when the windows steam up.

Jonny: Mate, I squinting llama-ed this babe last night. We got so hot that the windows steamed up. It was like an erotic dream I once had.

Squinting Llama by fuckyeah1234567889 March 21, 2009

squinting like a wanking jap 

The appearance of your face when looking towards particularly bright and sometimes low altitude sunlight .

For fuck sake Gerald put your Ray-bans on ,

You’re squinting like a wanking jap

squinting like a wanking jap by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

Stop Squirting September 

September is the month that females must not squirt at all. Like No Nut November but for girls

I’m participating in Stop Squirting September

Stop Squirting September by USOAv6 November 1, 2018

Squirting Turtles

To take a crap. End of story.

"I could totally hear this dude squirting turtles in the stall next ta me."

Squirting Turtles by CaWe March 20, 2004

urban sprinting 

The act of pretending to steal an item from a store, and subsequently sprinting away from the security guard. Can be a form of competition based on who can make it from said store to the nearest fast food chain as soon as possible.

Hey Steve! I'm bored lets go to the mall for some urban sprinting!

urban sprinting by Steve Byrd April 6, 2007

Sminting 

The recreational inhalation of crushed up 'smints' mints.

We were sminting yesterday, it was so cool dude.

Sminting by JonnyRichardss October 18, 2020