2 definitions by Jeffrey Day

1
The act of forcefully shoving a greasy fried chicken leg into a female's vagina for personal or mutual pleasure. Degree of pleasure directly correlates to the darkness of skin.
"While I was fucking Shaniqua in the ass, I gave her the country crammer and she squirted all over the place! Then we had dinner."
by Jeffrey Day January 24, 2007
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2
When a woman continues to have sex with a man after he has ejaculated, churning his ejected semen into a thick, white froth.
"Man, she got me off in thirty seconds, but her milkshake kept me up for another 2 hours!"
by Jeffrey Day January 23, 2007
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