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Chamfered 

The act of penetrating your girlfriend while operating the computer programme “solid works”
I totally chamfered Rachael last night, I managed to finish my coursework and keep her pleasured!
Chamfered by nandossucksass December 13, 2017

Chartered Accountant 

A person who is an expert in the field of Accountancy, Auditing, Taxation, Finance and Management and has obtained his professional degree through hard work and sacrifice.
Hanna : The govt sent me a notice to pay tax with penalty and interest... What should I do ?
Barbara : Oh, then you need to consult a Chartered Accountant immediately.
Scotish male who has a fantasy about another man's genital parts.
Aye, he Chamfers Jenks
Chamfer by Samwise May 23, 2003

changered 

A sweaty state of ecstasy experienced by travellers to Bangkok who chose to drink Chang beer with 6.4% alcohol content.
"Smitter was right changered eh?"

"Boys, we gettin' changered tonight?"
changered by bangkokprince July 8, 2012

Chartered 

Verb To get completely, utterly and physically fucked out of your mind by narcotics, alcohol, and/or physical interaction.

Adjective To be completely, utterly and physically fucked up by narcotics, alcohol and/or physical interaction.
Let's go get chartered, Margret !

I'm so fucking chartered right now, John!

Let's charter that cunt!
Chartered by Goatgoatsmash June 3, 2018

Chammered 

To become extremely drunk, or hammered, off of massive amounts of champagne consumption. Sometimes referred to as the "champagne campaign." Typically associated with a happy drunk feeling that results in fuzzy memories from the night before which require re-living through review of facebook photos, tweets and text messages. Typically more subdued than getting crunk
Oh girl, you got chammered last night and hooked up with that one guy we told you not to." Or, "It's time to celebrate, I'm going to get so chammered tonight.
Chammered by BubblyOverDrinker September 2, 2010