cragnut 

A little piece of dried shit stuck to a short hair in the region of the anus.

Janice tells me not to forget to wash off my cragnuts when I shower

cragnut by Captain Hunt December 20, 2020

Crapnuts 

A way of expressing exasperation or annoyance without cursing.

Crapnuts! I locked the keys in the car...AGAIN!

Crapnuts by AgeOfAquarius February 4, 2010

Clagnutella 

Clagnutella is smooth soft clagnut much like the spreadable treat. Clagnut is hard, crusty faecal matter in the form of pellet/balls stuck to the pubic hair of the anus. Clagnutella is much easier to remove as it isn't as viscous and superglued to the anal pubic hair as Clagnut.

Guy: Hey girl, would you like anal today?
Girl: Sorry, I've got Clagnutella
Guy: At least its not Clagnut, we can just wash it off!

Clagnutella by smoak June 30, 2014

clagnut 

A small faecal / pubic encrusted pellet. May cause excessive ding-ratching and give the impression that you've scruffed your bracks.

It was a most stubborn clagnut that resulted in crayoning Brian's underpants with a distinctive earthy hew.

clagnut by Snoutman January 9, 2004

clagnuts 

small spherical lumps of matted faeces and arse hair, sometimes dangling on s single strand from the anus.

sheesh, just got back from having a particularly nasty "number two", gonna have clagnuts for sure.

clagnuts by woodpidgeon September 19, 2003

Clagnuts 

Small lumps of shit that stick to your arse pubes.

I nearly tore myself a new one trying to get those clagnuts off my arse

Clagnuts by sNoWy1998 July 23, 2008

Cranuts

Pronounced Kruh-nuts.

The stench produced from a male's crack and nuts when these two meet. The phenomenon of mud-butt and nut juice blending.

After a long bike ride, I got off my bike and I knew I had a case of Cranuts, as I could already smell it on the bike seat.

Cranuts by naxolibre August 6, 2009