Cranuts

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Pronounced Kruh-nuts.

The stench produced from a male's crack and nuts when these two meet. The phenomenon of mud-butt and nut juice blending.

After a long bike ride, I got off my bike and I knew I had a case of Cranuts, as I could already smell it on the bike seat.

Cranuts by naxolibre August 6, 2009

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cranus

Cranial anus;Ass head.

Shut up Dave you fucking cranus.

cranus by Jimmy Timebomb February 20, 2013

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Cranuts • cranus • cranutts • crant • crap-nut

Crapnuts

A way of expressing exasperation or annoyance without cursing.

Crapnuts! I locked the keys in the car...AGAIN!

Crapnuts by AgeOfAquarius February 4, 2010

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cranus

The narrow space that connects the crotch and anus.

"Jonah had a hairy cranus"

cranus by kelly debris February 6, 2008

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cranus

A well lifted piece of arse, angled for an anal interuption.

Vincent says to Danny "I have to say, I just love the way you did the cranus last nite, it got me all turned on"

cranus by TKLEE October 1, 2006

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Cranus

A word that is a mix between crap and anus. It is used as a more sophisticated way of saying "aww crap" but makes it less weird to just say "anus."

Synonyms- Diss, Pobutt, and vaginiss

"Hey man what's up with you face, it looks so cranus."
"Oh shit man I stepped in dog crap, man thats so cranus"

Cranus by Hi mommy, its me! December 12, 2017

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cranutts

unexpected{unexpectedly} in a good or bad way.

I received this pink coffee cup, cranutts!

cranutts by Study Hall Crew June 3, 2018

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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