Cranuts

Pronounced Kruh-nuts.

The stench produced from a male's crack and nuts when these two meet. The phenomenon of mud-butt and nut juice blending.

After a long bike ride, I got off my bike and I knew I had a case of Cranuts, as I could already smell it on the bike seat.

by naxolibre August 6, 2009

cranus

Cranial anus;Ass head.

Shut up Dave you fucking cranus.

by Jimmy Timebomb February 20, 2013

Crapnuts

A way of expressing exasperation or annoyance without cursing.

Crapnuts! I locked the keys in the car...AGAIN!

by AgeOfAquarius February 4, 2010

cranus

The narrow space that connects the crotch and anus.

"Jonah had a hairy cranus"

by kelly debris February 6, 2008

cranus

A well lifted piece of arse, angled for an anal interuption.

Vincent says to Danny "I have to say, I just love the way you did the cranus last nite, it got me all turned on"

by TKLEE October 1, 2006

Cranus

A word that is a mix between crap and anus. It is used as a more sophisticated way of saying "aww crap" but makes it less weird to just say "anus."

Synonyms- Diss, Pobutt, and vaginiss

"Hey man what's up with you face, it looks so cranus."
"Oh shit man I stepped in dog crap, man thats so cranus"

by Hi mommy, its me! December 12, 2017

cranutts

unexpected{unexpectedly} in a good or bad way.

I received this pink coffee cup, cranutts!

by Study Hall Crew June 3, 2018