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Da Vinci's Cradle 

Da Vinci's Cradle (DVC) is the sensational feeling of euphoria and ecstasy in a man's genitals that occurs during extreme falls and especially thrill rides at theme parks.
"Oh hell yes, that ride gave me extreme Da Vinci's Cradle!

"Too bad that the ladies will never experience the awesomeness of DVC."

"Dude, the DVC on that ride almost made me jizz!"

rob the cradle 

To have a love interest that is significantly younger than oneself in age.

antonym=rob the grave
Typically, older man and younger women, but not always.
"I want to rob the cradle, I want to trade my 40 year old wife in for two twenty year olds"
For example, further than 5 years apart in age might signal a cradle-robbing". Even more years yells it!
rob the cradle by kiddm May 9, 2007

K-Town Cradle 

When you're banging a Koreatown tranny in the ass doggy style with her dick hanging down and both of your nut sacks are clapping together rhythmically like Newton's Cradle.
Scott heard a loud clapping sound coming from the top bunk of E40 so Jake turned the light on to see Trevor and Alexa doing the K-Town Cradle.
K-Town Cradle by TS Alexa January 27, 2021

robbing the cradle 

Having relations with a person who is significantly younger than you.
The middle aged man robbed the cradle with the teenager.
robbing the cradle by Chris January 19, 2003

crandled 

verb: to make a huge mistake. to fuck up. to shit the bed.
Joe won't get the big promotion because he totally crandled that report his boss asked him to do.
crandled by happy hour annie July 24, 2016

Cradle snatcher 

Someone who has relationships with much younger partners, comparing it to taking a baby from its cradle because they're so much younger in comparison.
"Bridget, your boyfriend is 40 years your junior! You're going to be called a cradle snatcher if you're not careful."