factcurate's definitions

Cradle snatcher

Someone who has relationships with much younger partners, comparing it to taking a baby from its cradle because they're so much younger in comparison.

"Bridget, your boyfriend is 40 years your junior! You're going to be called a cradle snatcher if you're not careful."

by factcurate June 8, 2020

Stemmed the rose

To have anal sex. The "stem" is the penis and the "rose" is the person's anus.

"You guys weren't getting paid to let the dogs babysit the sheep whilst you two stemmed the rose."

by factcurate June 9, 2020

FNAF

Abbreviation for the cult indie horror game "Five Nights at Freddy's". It's often referred to in its abbreviated form by members of the fandom wanting to discuss theories about the game's plot, knowing that other fans will know what they mean by using the abbreviation. The sequels to the game can also be abbreviated to "FNAF2", "FNAF3", "FNAF4" and "FNAFSL" for Five Nights at Freddy's: Sister Location.

"You played FNAF? I heard it's the scariest horror game released in years!"

by factcurate May 31, 2020

Bubble Butt

A perfect butt; smooth, round and soft. Often used in a homosexual context.

"Damn Spencer, you have such a bubble butt!"

by factcurate June 2, 2020

70's pornstache

Refers to a thick moustache popular amongst porn stars of the 70's due to the fashion sense and beauty standards of the time.

"You look sexy with that 70's pornstache growing in Phil!"

by factcurate September 13, 2020

Caucasity

The audacity of a Caucasian person. Typically said after a white person has done something stereotypical to their race.

"He blamed me for the robbery... the caucasity."

by factcurate January 30, 2021

Scat

A fetish for feaces.

"My ultimate sexual fantasy is a girl eating her own shit, I think I might be into scat."

by factcurate August 7, 2020