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crabcatch 

Cubicle dwelling, sandwich eating, ho banging cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller.
A: I need a server racked!
B: Get Crabcatch!
crabcatch by enormus June 30, 2003

Crabsnatcher 

A crabsnatcher is someone who snatches crabs off pubic hair, for sport or pleasure.

Could also be a person that has uncanny abilities of diving into water , generally with a sandy bottom, and manually yanking crabs from other peoples crab traps and/ or cutting their crab pot's line so that only they will successfully pull crabs from the water.
That chick he met is nasty; he will be a crabsnatcher before the nights over.

The crabsnatcher ruined everyones fishing...i assume it was the guy in scuba gear that came up with a bunch of crabs, despite having no crab pot.
Crabsnatcher by crabsnatcher March 4, 2011

Craphatch 

synonym for asshole, poop chute, bung hole, etc. Brown starfish.
dude, the other day your sister bent over wearing that sundress and I swear I could see her craphatch.
Craphatch by mattdub July 9, 2009

creamcatcher 

One who grows facial hair intended as a receptacle for ejaculatory fluids
Dude, did you see the beard on that Swede? Total creamcatcher.
creamcatcher by boap September 19, 2012

crabcrotchka 

"That Russian ballerina cyka I hooked up with last night gave me the fuckin' crabcrotchka!"
crabcrotchka by Gratzniya Greetza December 6, 2016

Crabitch 

when you've been with a girl for a short period of time and she starts to turn into a crazy bitch wanting all of your time, money and affection.
Joe: Hey Frank, wanna hang out?
Frank: nah i cant.. i got a crabitch.
Joe: man thats a fucking prado
Crabitch by greyfox7777777 January 5, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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