Ultra cool dude with a wicked combover who smells like pea soup and likes to speak in catch phrases that are almost one word and not quite another.
Senor Cardgage, suspicously coming out of the bushes: "Oh, excardon me."
Homestar, passing by: "I don't know what that means . . . and you still smell like pea soup!"
Buy a
Senor Cardgage
mug!
Cubicle dwelling, sandwich eating, ho banging cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller.
A: I need a server racked!
B: Get Crabcatch!
To do something (rap, battle, knock boots) properly.
Niggas want beef, y'all could see me in the street
But you better come correct, cause we move around with heat
