crabblock 

Girl who has crabs so long they shit a solid cover over her vagina.

I reached down her panties and nearly broke a finger on the crabblock.

crabblock by Kingandpope December 22, 2017

Cropblocked 

When your are in a picture with a hot girl, only to find out she or someone else has cropped you out of it; most of the time to make it a more appealing facebook default. Usually a limb or portion of your face still remains in the photo, letting everyone know you weren't important enough to be kept in it

I was totally cropblocked out of kelli's facebook default, fml

Cropblocked by Joey Jerz January 19, 2011

catblock 

-ed, -ing
The inability to perform a task because doing so would involve moving a contented cat.

My wife and I wanted to go out for breakfast but Rover had us catblocked.
We were trying to use the laptop, but Mr. McMittens was catblocking.

catblock by Chad Baker December 28, 2007

crackblock 

When a person (intentionally or unintentionally) says or does something that blocks the acquisition of crack by another.

Can also be used for any illegal drug.

See also, cockblock

Hobo #1:
Yo! Hey Benny! Whatchoo gonna spend that money on?!
Hobo #2:
(panhandling on street corner) Aw, y'know, just--
Hobo #1:
YOU GONNA SPEND IT ON CRACK?
Hobo #2:
What? Dude, shut UP!
Hobo #1:
You gonna spend it on HEROIN? METH?
Hobo #2:
Aw snap. I do believe I was just crackblocked.

crackblock by Transformers3People0 December 20, 2010

catblocked 

Being unable to get up from one's resting place to perform acts such as using the restroom, making supper, or answering the front door, because one or more cats are sleeping on your lap.

"John, would you mind getting my phone? I left it upstairs."

"Why can't you get it, Carol?"

"I'm catblocked, you insensitive clod."

catblocked by DentD December 28, 2011

Crabolocaust 

When a group of shore crabs get smashed the fuck up (aka 'tinnied') with a rolling pin.

"Fuck me John boy, if you're gonna eat them crabs you need to tinny them. They look fackin' tasty! It's a bloody crabolocaust, m8!"

Crabolocaust by Jew Yoghurt Slinger March 28, 2015

crabalocker 

The word is from the beatles song "I am the walrus". It doesn't have any meaning, it was written as jibberish to try to confuse the speculative fans who always found "hidden meanings" in the beatles songs and album covers......because people are STUPID.

"...crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess, boy you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down. Iam the eggman. They are the eggmen. I am the walrus. Koo Koo Ka Choo"

crabalocker by Crab October 13, 2003