ChadBlock 

when a chad dares to block thee from accessing the features of life

Nigga: "FUCK dude.. I got ChadBlocked!"

Nigga 2: "What the hell is a chadblock

ChadBlock by CuckerDonker December 6, 2020

catblock 

-ed, -ing
The inability to perform a task because doing so would involve moving a contented cat.

My wife and I wanted to go out for breakfast but Rover had us catblocked.
We were trying to use the laptop, but Mr. McMittens was catblocking.

catblock by Chad Baker December 28, 2007

chadbrochill 

(v.) To chill to the highest degree. Only the upper echelon of chillers are capable of chadbrochilling. Chadbrochilling involves close friends, good beer, comfortable chairs, a relaxing hookah, and, optionally, bobles.

(adj.) Having the characteristics needed to chadbrochill. Relaxedness, quiet confidence, a good sense of humor are all good qualities in a chadbrochill person.

(n.) The act of chadbrochilling.

(v.) Let's grab a case of Sweetwater and chadbrochill.

(adj.) That guy is a chadbrochill motherfucker.

(n.) Well, this has been a good chadbrochill, but I have to go to work in the morning.

chadbrochill by chadbrochillin June 15, 2007

catblocked 

Being unable to get up from one's resting place to perform acts such as using the restroom, making supper, or answering the front door, because one or more cats are sleeping on your lap.

"John, would you mind getting my phone? I left it upstairs."

"Why can't you get it, Carol?"

"I'm catblocked, you insensitive clod."

catblocked by DentD December 28, 2011

charlock 

The bits off food that are left over in your dishes when you are camping that you just can't get out because of your lack of proper cleaning supplies.

When I unpacked our dishes this morning for breakfast, there was still charlock in them from last nights dinnner.

charlock by Concierge March 27, 2005

clamblocking 

When a woman wants a man and another woman steps in front and gets him.

A woman in a bar sees a man and wants to pick him up and before she can another woman comes clamblocking and picks him up.

clamblocking by rmcardz February 23, 2011

Chocblock

When somebody prevents you from eating a delicious sugary snack, usually a chocolately delight of some sort. Just like a cockblock except with chocolate.

I was going for the fudge sundae with ravenous vigor, but my wife chocblocked me at the last moment with some sort of gay speech about heart disease and diabetes. After 13 years of marriage you would think she would want me to die to get the life insurance money. Dammit.

Chocblock by RiffRaff CR October 17, 2009