A variation of "That's what SHE said!" Much safer to use around the holiday season, as it's much more appropriate to say in front of your parents, or extended family.
Grandma: "I have so many presents to take home! I don't know how I'll fit them all into one sack!"
You: "That's what SANTA said!"
You: "That's what SANTA said!"
by Transformers3People0 December 27, 2010
Get the That's what SANTA saidmug. When a person (intentionally or unintentionally) says or does something that blocks the acquisition of crack by another.
Can also be used for any illegal drug.
See also, cockblock
Can also be used for any illegal drug.
See also, cockblock
Hobo #1:
Yo! Hey Benny! Whatchoo gonna spend that money on?!
Hobo #2:
(panhandling on street corner) Aw, y'know, just--
Hobo #1:
YOU GONNA SPEND IT ON CRACK?
Hobo #2:
What? Dude, shut UP!
Hobo #1:
You gonna spend it on HEROIN? METH?
Hobo #2:
Aw snap. I do believe I was just crackblocked.
Yo! Hey Benny! Whatchoo gonna spend that money on?!
Hobo #2:
(panhandling on street corner) Aw, y'know, just--
Hobo #1:
YOU GONNA SPEND IT ON CRACK?
Hobo #2:
What? Dude, shut UP!
Hobo #1:
You gonna spend it on HEROIN? METH?
Hobo #2:
Aw snap. I do believe I was just crackblocked.
by Transformers3People0 December 20, 2010
Get the crackblockmug. 1) Major League Soccer, the only professional soccer league in the United States. Founded 1993. See also NFL, MLB, NBA, NHL, and if you're feeling generous, WNBA. There are no other definitions for this acronym in popular use in the United States, at least not by anyone older than 15.
2) My Life Sucks. Typically used by whiny teenagers who don't have internet connections or access to Urban Dictionary, or they would know this was replaced by FML years ago... a term which is not only more common, but has its own website, wiki, Urban Dictionary page, and line of t-shirts.
2) My Life Sucks. Typically used by whiny teenagers who don't have internet connections or access to Urban Dictionary, or they would know this was replaced by FML years ago... a term which is not only more common, but has its own website, wiki, Urban Dictionary page, and line of t-shirts.
1) Peter: MLS has 16 teams now.
Paul: I don't care.
2) Jack: Hello, I am your boyfriend Jack. My parents grounded me this weekend. ZOMG MLS WTF LOL.
Jill: FML
Paul: I don't care.
2) Jack: Hello, I am your boyfriend Jack. My parents grounded me this weekend. ZOMG MLS WTF LOL.
Jill: FML
by Transformers3People0 April 22, 2010
Get the MLSmug. When employees of a retail establishment constantly ask you every thirty seconds if you need help, when it is clear you don't.
Employee: HI! DO YOU NEED HELP FINDING ANYTHING TODAY?!
Customer: No, I'm okay, thanks.
Employee: OKAY, WELL LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANY HELP, ALRIGHT?
Customer: Thanks.
Employee #2: HI! DO YOU NEED HELP FINDING ANYTHING TODAY? HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT OUR 30% OFF SALE?!?!
Customer: On second thought, no, I suddenly lost any urge to buy anything.
... is a textbook example of Retail Stalking.
Customer: No, I'm okay, thanks.
Employee: OKAY, WELL LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANY HELP, ALRIGHT?
Customer: Thanks.
Employee #2: HI! DO YOU NEED HELP FINDING ANYTHING TODAY? HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT OUR 30% OFF SALE?!?!
Customer: On second thought, no, I suddenly lost any urge to buy anything.
... is a textbook example of Retail Stalking.
by Transformers3People0 April 23, 2011
Get the Retail Stalkingmug. When a person (intentionally or unintentionally) says or does something that blocks the acquisition of crack by another.
Can also be used for any illegal drug.
See also, cockblock
Can also be used for any illegal drug.
See also, cockblock
Hobo #1:
Yo! Hey Benny! Whatchoo gonna spend that money on?!
Hobo #2:
(panhandling on street corner) Aw, y'know, just--
Hobo #1:
YOU GONNA SPEND IT ON CRACK?
Hobo #2:
What? Dude, shut UP!
Hobo #1:
You gonna spend it on HEROIN? METH?
Hobo #2:
Aw snap. I do believe I was just crack blocked.
Yo! Hey Benny! Whatchoo gonna spend that money on?!
Hobo #2:
(panhandling on street corner) Aw, y'know, just--
Hobo #1:
YOU GONNA SPEND IT ON CRACK?
Hobo #2:
What? Dude, shut UP!
Hobo #1:
You gonna spend it on HEROIN? METH?
Hobo #2:
Aw snap. I do believe I was just crack blocked.
by Transformers3People0 December 26, 2010
Get the crack blockmug. The sale was advertised as "Buy One, Get One Free" but I went to the store and it was Buy One, Get One for Half-Off. That is NOT bogo.... that is FAUX-go. Not cool. Not cool at all.
by Transformers3People0 May 05, 2010
Get the FAUX-GOmug. 1) A video that is able to be uploaded to YouTube.
2) A video worthy of being uploaded to YouTube.
3) A video that can be found on YouTube.
2) A video worthy of being uploaded to YouTube.
3) A video that can be found on YouTube.
1) Dad: "I just took some digital video of the dog doing a deuce. Is it YouTubeable?
2) Son: "Technically most videos are, dad, but while it's YouTubeable, it's not exactly YouTubeable, nawmsayin'?
3) Mother: "What is this YouTube you speak of? Can I watch my favorite old episodes of Falcon Crest on this amazing new service?"
Son: "Uh... You can look for that, mom, but by and large I think that show is just too old to be YouTubeable."
2) Son: "Technically most videos are, dad, but while it's YouTubeable, it's not exactly YouTubeable, nawmsayin'?
3) Mother: "What is this YouTube you speak of? Can I watch my favorite old episodes of Falcon Crest on this amazing new service?"
Son: "Uh... You can look for that, mom, but by and large I think that show is just too old to be YouTubeable."
by Transformers3People0 October 17, 2010
Get the YouTubeablemug.