Definitions by Crab

snurk 

The act of backing out of a game lobby when the other team appears to be better than you.

Oh crap, we are facing a CLaN of 6!! We best snurk on out of here and find some noobs.

snurk by CRaB December 14, 2012

Thumpin'Ram

An incredibly homosexual, white male who loves Family Guy and nothing more than being clingy.

Dude, STOP! You're giving me the Thumpin'Rams, here!

Thumpin'Ram by Crab March 21, 2004

crabalocker 

The word is from the beatles song "I am the walrus". It doesn't have any meaning, it was written as jibberish to try to confuse the speculative fans who always found "hidden meanings" in the beatles songs and album covers......because people are STUPID.

"...crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess, boy you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down. Iam the eggman. They are the eggmen. I am the walrus. Koo Koo Ka Choo"

crabalocker by Crab October 13, 2003

Chip Of Shit 

Or: Chip-o-shit
An unattractive dark "beauty mark" that some people have on their faces.

"Enrique Eglasias has a chip of shit on his face."

"I'd fuck Cindy Crawford if she got rid of that chip of shit"

Chip Of Shit by Crab October 12, 2003

R-Dub Flare 

(Also RWR Flare)
The gay-looking little raise of the leg that happens when a homosexual or effeminate male throws a ball.

"You were running with an R-Dub flare."

"My brother throws like a girl, he has the R-Dub flare happening."

R-Dub Flare by Crab October 8, 2003