10 definitions by Chad Baker

1. noun, a fart that barely seems like fart at all, is silent, but smells like the gut dumpster behind a slaughterhouse on a hot summer's day after someone has already given you a dirty sanchez. The farter often barely recognizes that he/she has released a black pearl until they themselves are caught up in its swath of destruction. The black pearl also refers to the apparent tiny volume that the fart occupies. 1cc of black pearl gas is roughly equivalent to an equal volume of VX nerve gas in the amount of panic and terror it can create.
1. I was in a meeting today and thought I'd let a little one slip, but I totally forgot about the onion rings I had the night before...bad move, total black pearl. There was a box with my name on it when I got back to my desk.
by Chad Baker May 24, 2006
1. literally "success" in the Klingon language from the TV series Star Trek, often used as an exclamation.
2. a farewell, equivalent to "good luck" or "may you be successful" spoken upon parting company
1. Qapla'! I've found my car keys at last!
2. I'm sorry to see you go, but I wish you the best. Qapla'!
by Chad Baker March 16, 2006
Tacomatism(n): 1. the art of fucking things up at the last possible minute, as practiced to perfection by the residents of the city of Tacoma, WA and its outlying regions. 2. an equation which states that one's rate of success varies in direct proportion with one's potential to self-sabotage, and one's proximity to downtown Tacoma. The effect on others is not a variable in this equation, and is not taken into account.
1. Garth's tacomatism landed him in rehab just on the verge of a huge record deal.
2.Stephen has been showing signs of tacomatism ever since he moved into that apartment on Division St.; he seems to fuck himself over every time something good comes along.
by Chad Baker January 5, 2005
Identical to the English word "so", except with extra O's added for extra emphasis. Often used when waiting for a response, or when intensifying an adjective.
Soooo...did you get my last IM or what?
This movie is soooo boring!
by Chad Baker September 8, 2005
-ed, -ing
The inability to perform a task because doing so would involve moving a contented cat.
My wife and I wanted to go out for breakfast but Rover had us catblocked.
We were trying to use the laptop, but Mr. McMittens was catblocking.
by Chad Baker November 29, 2007
1. when your friend is having sex with two other people. originally referenced on the Lil' Jon & the Eastside Boyz album Crunk Juice The Remixes in the track "Menage a Trois"
1. I came home from the club at 2am and walked in on my boy and two hoes havin' a ma nigga trois on my couch...it's a good thing I have the plastic couch covers!
by Chad Baker March 16, 2006
adj; 1. a man who is hot, big and furry. 2: resembling Hoss on Bonanza
by Chad Baker January 11, 2005